{"product_id":"get-your-sh-t-together","title":"Get your Sh*t Together","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER PLANNER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause apparently somebody has to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet's be honest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour life isn't necessarily a dumpster fire... but there are definitely some \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eloose flaming pieces of shit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e rolling around.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet Your Sh*t Together Planner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is here to help you wrangle the chaos, organize your thoughts, remember the things you're absolutely going to forget, and pretend you've got your shit together—even when you absolutely do not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn't your grandmother's boring-ass planner.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's designed for the woman who has \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea million things to do, approximately 47 things running through her head, and absolutely no interest in pretending life is perfectly organized.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHAT'S INSIDE THE SH*T\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📅 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMonthly Planning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSee the big picture, keep track of important dates, and figure out what the hell is coming at you next.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📝 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeekly Planning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBreak that overwhelming pile of shit into something you can actually handle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTo-Do Lists\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause writing it down makes it slightly more likely that you'll actually do it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧠 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrain Dumps\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor all the random-ass thoughts taking up valuable real estate in your brain.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💩 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